Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks into a room, people slip and slide.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge.

Yo mama is so slow, she planted a garden and watched the corn pop.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brings her own bread to Subway.

Yo mama is so small, she can hang-glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't have a bucket list, she has a 'to do if I feel like it' list.

Yo mama's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she cuts herself shaving with safety scissors.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for action figures.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to do the robot, she went to Best Buy.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, history asked her for advice.

Yo mama's so short, she went hang gliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the animals refused to come out of their cages.

Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, the teacher wrote her reference letter in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama's so cheap, she waves around one-ply toilet paper and calls it a fan.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.

Yo mama's so lazy, she goes to a psychic to see if she'll get up in the morning.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the gorillas thought she was family.

Yo mama's so short, she drives Hot Wheels.