Yo mama's so clumsy, she couldn't hit water if she fell out of a boat.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so hairy, she stars in Donkey Kong games as the final boss.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for selfies with Legos.

Yo mama's so ugly, not even an iPhone X face scan could unlock her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama's so slow, she took a year to cook Minute Rice.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she decided to get a pet fish, she got a remote-controlled one.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where she lives, she pointed to the garbage can.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they had to charge her extra for wax.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the wildlife thought she was one of them.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she buys her sunscreen by the gallon.

Yo mama is so old, when she was young, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the Grand Canyon, she fell in and got lost for three days.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the circus, the elephants threw her peanuts.

Yo mama is so dumb, when I told her she lost the game, she started looking under the couch cushions.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama is so old, she was the chaperone at God's prom.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she doesn't clock in, she clocks out.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put a sign on the TV that said 'On' to save electricity.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, they measure her for a tsunami warning.