Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats gravy.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a frozen dinner and calls it a TV dinner.

Yo mama is so ugly, her Halloween costume is her normal clothes.

Yo mama is so fat, she makes Jupiter look like a marble.

Yo mama is so short, she can do backflips under a mushroom.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she fell off the family tree.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a bus fare.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses peanut butter as bait.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts her phone on airplane mode and throws it in the air.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears it's chilly outside, she grabs a spoon.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a ladder to high-five.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, the stylist needs a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so slow, sloths tell her to hurry up.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts her keys in the ignition, then looks for them in her purse.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless fence.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need patience, she needs a nap.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes swimming, the pool overflows.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears two belts to hold up her pants.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they had to mow the lawn first.

Yo mama is so broke, she opens her mail over a trash can to catch the bills.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs pictures of food stamps on the fridge.