Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama's so greedy, when she takes a selfie, Google Earth zooms out.

Yo mama's so bad at cooking, even the flies in her kitchen wear hazmat suits.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays Chubby Bunny, the bunny wins

Yo mama is so ugly, she made the Joker stop laughing

Yo mama is so poor, when there's a knock on the door, the cockroaches go hide

Yo mama is so slow, she plays solitaire with a deck of Uno cards

Yo mama is so short, she arm wrestles with ants

Yo mama is so slow, she took an hour to watch 60 seconds on the clock

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her own feet and blamed the rug

Yo mama is so short, she makes cookies on Cheerios

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they didn't write history, they chiseled it

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes outside, the mud begs her for a break

Yo mama is so stupid, she tripped over a wireless charger.

Yo mama is so greasy, her shadow slides off.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses her armpit hair to floss.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't use a spoon to eat cereal, she drinks it from the bowl.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a straw and says 'Ka-ching'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she thought a DUI was a type of shoe.

Yo mama is so fat, she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama is so short, she models for hand shadows.