Yo mama is so short, she pole-vaults over Lego bricks.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to the soup kitchen.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a trophy for sleeping.

Yo mama is so lazy, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so poor, when she saw a nickel, she thought she hit the jackpot.

Yo mama is so short, she breakdances under the dining table.

Yo mama is so lazy, she prays for snow days during summer.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into a pool, NASA detects a new planet.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a dollar and calls it a fortune.

Yo mama is so lazy, she naps while watching the movie 'Sleepless in Seattle'.

Yo mama is so slow, when she walks in a race, people get home before her.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a satellite dish.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a running nose is exercise.

Yo mama is so stinky, farmers use her as fertilizer.

Yo mama is so greasy, her kid slid out of the birth canal like a slip 'n slide.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a penny and calls it airfare.

Yo mama is so nerdy, she corrects Stephen Hawking's grammar.

Yo mama is so crazy, she puts hot sauce on her ice cream.

Yo mama is so annoying, her dentist offers free ear plugs.

Yo mama is so slow, she went to a three-day marathon.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, people yell 'taxi!'