Yo mama is so stupid, she traded her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so short, she makes an ant feel tall.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got a bikini wax, they needed a hedge trimmer.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama is so dirty, her bathtub rings have Saturn's orbit.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a hula hoop as a ring.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a fast food restaurant, they ask her what snail she wants with her slug fries.

Yo mama is so short, she broke her leg getting off the toilet.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she's the reason we have 'Caution: Wet Floor' signs.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people call her Paddington Bear.

Yo mama is so dirty, even her shadow leaves a trail of dirt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she only exercises when she's sleepwalking.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless signal.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they hand her a rake instead of a comb.

Yo mama is so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a parade in her pajamas.

Yo mama is so short, she rides shotgun in an ant's car.

Yo mama is so deaf, when she goes to the movies, she brings a hearing aid dog.

Yo mama is so ugly, even her shadow said, 'I'm out'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she planted a light switch on her headboard.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a bikini wax, they ask her to lie down on a soccer field.