Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, they had to keep her.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a virus on her computer, she took it to the doctor.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played the piano, the keys wanted to file a restraining order.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as lip balm.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she played Minecraft, she built a house in a cave.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked to see her jewelry, she showed me a ring pop.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they needed a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a wireless phone.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Mini-Me look like Shaq.

Yo mama is so mean, she has an express lane at the therapist's office.

Yo mama is so tech unsavvy, when I told her to Google something, she asked what number to call.

Yo mama is so flat, she makes a pancake look busty.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, when she smiles, her face looks like a raisin.

Yo mama is so old, when she asks for a senior discount, they give her a student discount.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the drive-thru, they ask her to pay in installments.

Yo mama is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally walked into an escape room and couldn't find the way out.

Yo mama is so wrinkled, when she goes to the beach, people mistake her for a Shar-Pei.

Yo mama is so dirty, her bathwater has to wear a hazmat suit.