Yo mama is so lazy, she takes longer naps than a cat.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies on her phone's front camera.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a flashlight and calls it a rave party.

Yo mama is so loud, she makes thunder sound like a whisper.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she goes to the beach, the whales start singing 'We are family.'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to the grocery store, she takes the elevator.

Yo mama is so smelly, her deodorant is called 'Stay Away'.

Yo mama is so noisy, she makes a mime yell at her.

Yo mama is so weak, she couldn't even pick a fight with a one-armed bandit.

Yo mama is so loose, her belt holds up her pants AND her shirt.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she couldn't remember to put her underwear on - if she wore any.

Yo mama is so bland, her spice rack is just salt and pepper.

Yo mama is so fat, she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a shoelace.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her own shadow.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats mayonnaise.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama is so old, when Moses split the Red Sea, she was on one side fishing.

Yo mama is so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

Yo mama is so greasy, people can see their reflection in her forehead.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes her trash in for the deposit.