Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless document.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to a restaurant, her idea of a tip is 'Get a better job.'

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a red dress, people screamed 'Hey, Kool-Aid!'

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, they refuse to let her out of her cage.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't exercise her right to remain silent.

Yo mama is so short, she has to reach up to touch the ground.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the beach, cats bury her in sand thinking she's their litter box.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it fogs up.

Yo mama is so old, when she was a kid, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got a haircut, Bigfoot was her barber.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even make sleeping look easy.

Yo mama is so short, she makes ants look tall.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walks across the TV, you miss three episodes.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she went to clean a house, she took a vacuum to the forest.

Yo mama is so short, when she goes to bed, she sleeps on a paper.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she showers, she clogs the drain with hairballs.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tries to dance, she starts an earthquake.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to a restaurant, they ask her to bus her own table.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it filed for bankruptcy.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks by, dust bunnies gather to ask for autographs.

Yo mama is so slow, it takes her an hour to write a minute.