Yo mama is so dumb, she wore a shirt that said 'life' and asked where the batteries go.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the salon, they asked if she wanted a cut or a perm.

Yo mama is so cheap, when someone gave her a penny for her thoughts, she gave change back.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to buy drugs at the highway robbery.

Yo mama is so old, her report card says 'history'.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say 'Go'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the dentist, they have to wear a hazmat suit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she uploads pictures to Instagram just to count as steps.

Yo mama is so short, she models for LEGO.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her clothes, the machine begs for mercy.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over her own shadow.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, when she made a cake, the icing ran away.

Yo mama is so cheap, she screams at the ice cream truck until it drives away.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in the Boy Scouts, rainbows were in black and white.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a shower, the dirt runs away.

Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for cookie cutters.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to a restaurant, they ask her if she wants a hairnet.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she can burn ice cream.

Yo mama is so cheap, she squeezes every drop out of a ketchup packet.

Yo mama is so poor, when she walks past a trash can, the homeless throw her a bag of cans.