Yo mama is so dirty, even a pig wouldn't roll in her mud.

Yo mama is so mean, she gave her cat a bath to get rid of its nine lives.

Yo mama is so stinky, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama is so tall, when she did a backflip, she kicked God in the face.

Yo mama is so boring, her pet rock ran away.

Yo mama is so bitter, that lemons get heartburn around her.

Yo mama is so broke, when I asked her what's for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and said spaghetti.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to a concert and thought she had to return it the next day.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs Christmas lights on her trailer every Christmas.

Yo mama is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teachers were her classmates.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the doctor, he asked her to stick out her tongue and she said 'Which one?'

Yo mama is so old, her diary is chiseled into a stone tablet.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the bank, they turn off the cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they need hedge clippers.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama is so old, she knew McDonald's when it was a food stand.

Yo mama is so poor, she throws rocks at trash trucks.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, they mistaken her for a gorilla.