Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama is so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes to Jupiter.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she went to wash her mouth out with soap, the soap walked away.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the grocery store, she only buys the free samples.

Yo mama is so nosy, she reads her own medical records for fun.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats olive oil.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she thought your name was 'Hey You'.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a bakery to apply for a loaf of bread on credit.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put a paper plate under a fish so it wouldn't drown.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a parrot, it repeated everything that the previous owner said.

Yo mama is so dirty, she doesn't drink water, she drinks mud.

Yo mama is so ugly, she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a roller coaster.

Yo mama is so fat, when she fell, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has afros on her elbows.

Yo mama is so poor, she had to put a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophy ants.

Yo mama is so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over her shoelaces on slip-on shoes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she finally took a day off to celebrate National Hard Work Day.

Yo mama is so short, she outgrew her Barbie Dream House.