Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the drive-in, she takes a ladder to see the movie.

Yo mama so clumsy, when she goes bowling, the pins duck for cover.

Yo mama so slow, when she drives, she sets off speed cameras just standing still.

Yo mama so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the store, they pay her to leave.

Yo mama so short, she skydives from the curb.

Yo mama so slow, she needs a calendar to plan her thoughts.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, they called it ancient history.

Yo mama so ugly, her scarecrow begs for mercy.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the thrift store, they pay her to take things.

Yo mama so hairy, frosted flakes check for mustaches.

Yo mama so clumsy, she trips over a wireless printer.

Yo mama so slow, when she went to Disney, Mickey Mouse expired.

Yo mama so fat, when she wears yellow, the sun gets jealous.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't have a cat nap, she has a lion nap.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, they didn't teach history because she was there to witness it all.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't jog around the block, she goes to the drive-thru.

Yo mama so lazy, she climbed a ladder to reach the remote control.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't run from danger, she sends you.

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.