Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, it looks like deforestation.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a penny, she asked if she could borrow one.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I asked her to catch up, she went to the store.

Yo mama is so short, she went paragliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her she lost her mind, she went looking for it at the lost and found.

Yo mama is so smelly, skunks run away from her.

Yo mama is so poor, she took the trash in for a refund.

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, the doctor yelled 'Twins!'

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for the time, she whispered 'Wait a minute.'

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a library fine.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the barber, they said 'We don't do rugs.'

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they had a class on dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it displays 'error'.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the barber, they call for backup.

Yo mama is so poor, when she hears the word 'cheeseburger', she orders a grilled cheese.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves at a limo and calls it public transportation.

Yo mama is so old, her first pet was a dinosaur.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for camera flashes.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around an empty wallet and calls it a fan.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks manual labor is a Spanish actor.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to see The Lion King, she thought it was a nature documentary.