Yo mama is so poor, she uses a slingshot to send dinner plates around the table.

Yo mama is so old, Noah founded his ark at the front door in her day.

Yo mama is so hairy, she got a trim and the grooming salon ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she broke her arm in a pillow fight.

Yo mama is so poor, she fills the tub with water to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama is so hairy, she uses a lawn mower to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so poor, she hangs her used clothes for sale at the thrift store.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps into the ocean, dolphins scream 'Earthquake!'

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a gummy bear.

Yo mama is so hairy, her legs look like Bigfoot in shorts.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she gets tangled up in wireless headphones.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where she got her shoes, she said 'The lost and found bin.'

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Starbucks was a bank for stars.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, sleep goes to her.

Yo mama is so short, she does lunges under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so stupid, when she heard the word 'underground', she thought it was about subterranean gardeners.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang, it refuses to come back.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't just hug the couch, she marries it.

Yo mama is so short, she does cartwheels under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a new housing development.