Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weight-loss app.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she heard it was chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't need a phone, she just yells.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she gives you a penny for your thoughts, you'd have to owe her money.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, the staff thought she had escaped from the primate exhibit.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a day off to watch 60 seconds.

Yo mama is so hairy, she gotta part her hair to find her face.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Twitter was a dictionary.

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the highway as a slip 'n slide.

Yo mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama is so old, when Moses split the sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, they have to declare deforestation.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she once tripped over a thought.

Yo mama is so clueless, she got lost in a grocery store for two days thinking it was a maze.

Yo mama is so dry, the Sahara Desert sends her flowers for being a loyal customer.

Yo mama is so hairy, she needs a lawn mower to shave her legs.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trip over a thought.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a ladder to pick her nose.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over the flag of surrender.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for the food.

Yo mama is so short, she pole-vaults over ants.