Yo mama is so hairy, she got kicked out of the zoo for trying to mate with the bears.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walks into a future and says 'Oops, wrong century.'

Yo mama is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she burps, her IQ drops.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, they used hieroglyphics as emojis.

Yo mama is so short, she does summersaults under the couch.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a penny, she asked if I had change for a dollar.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a scale and it broke into pieces.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumps for joy, the Earth shakes.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection put in for a transfer.

Yo mama is so short, she does push-ups under the doormat.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, they have to use a chainsaw.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a flat Earth conspiracy theory.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the bank, they use a slingshot to shoot her the minimum balance.

Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama is so lazy, instead of cooking, she microwaves a frozen pizza on the defrost cycle.

Yo mama is so old, she doesn't remember being young, neither does anyone else.

Yo mama is so short, she does cartwheels under the kitchen table.

Yo mama is so hairy, they mistook her for Chewbacca's sister.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she falls off the bed on both sides.