Yo mama so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.

Yo mama so lazy, she only exercises her right to remain silent.

Yo mama so ugly, when she took a selfie, the camera cracked.

Yo mama so clumsy, she apologizes to inanimate objects when she bumps into them.

Yo mama so old, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection asks for an autograph.

Yo mama so lazy, she thinks a Lean Cuisine is standing up.

Yo mama so short, she travels light because she can't reach the overhead bin.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless dog fence.

Yo mama so slow, it took her 30 minutes to watch 60 Seconds.

Yo mama is so fat, she downloads cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the doorbell, she expects someone to answer her phone.

Yo mama is so short, she became an astronaut so she could be closer to the stars.

Yo mama is so slow, she chased the ice cream truck on foot.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wears an 'Out of Order' sign around her neck.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the boogeyman checks under his bed for her.

Yo mama is so short, when she stands on a dollar bill, it looks like a quarter.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over her own feet in a dance-off.

Yo mama is so lazy, she needs a remote control for the remote control.

Yo mama is so hairy, they have to trim her mustache with a weed whacker.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so ugly, when she walks through the zoo, the animals hide.