Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she needs a permission slip from her bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, all the animals said 'Nice mama costume!'

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over the welcome mat.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked for a quarter, she rolled her eyes and said 'Call the wishing well.'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she turns her alarm clock off in her sleep.

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought her own spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tries to take a selfie, the camera begs for mercy.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she needs a permission slip from the couch.

Yo mama is so short, she does forward rolls under the sofa.

Yo mama is so hairy, Santa Claus accidentally put her on the naughty list.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to work, she comes home with a tan.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, the lifeguard yells 'Shark!' as a prank.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped and did a cartwheel.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for a penny, she took off her shoe and said 'Change comes from within.'

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a discount at the bank.

Yo mama is so ugly, even potatoes are prettier.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, she wears an eye mask on her chin.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a line graph.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she dies, the remote is out of reach.

Yo mama is so old, when she listens to classical music, she remembers the lyrics.

Yo mama is so short, she does sit-ups under the coffee table.