Yo mama is so dirty, when she uses a loofah, it comes out dirtier than when she started.

Yo mama is so slow, she missed the elevator and took the stairs.

Yo mama is so loud, when she whispers, the ghosts in the haunted house shush her.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she takes a selfie, the camera cracks.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes swimming, she clogs the drain.

Yo mama is so loud, when she whispers, the neighbors can hear her on the next block.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks by the TV, the channels change on their own.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a pink shirt, people shout 'Hey, Kool-Aid!'

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't put on sunscreen, she draws on tan lines with a Sharpie.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, recess was called coffee break.

Yo mama is so short, she makes cookies on toy ovens.

Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes her picture as proof of existence.

Yo mama is so dirty, she made a mud puddle blush.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the beach, seagulls throw her bread.

Yo mama is so loud, when she whispers, the walls eavesdrop.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a swimsuit, the pool declares a water shortage.

Yo mama is so short, she does jumping jacks under the bed.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where she shops, she said, 'The lost and found'.

Yo mama is so dirty, she brings a spoon to the super bowl.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves at a taxi and expects a free ride.

Yo mama is so slow, when she plays Minecraft, the creepers start blowing up her computer.