Yo mama is so lazy, she naps in a hammock during power naps.

Yo mama is so ugly, the Grim Reaper gave her a pass.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over flat surfaces.

Yo mama is so slow, she saw a snail yawn.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, art was cave paintings.

Yo mama is so dumb, she bought a spoon to catch a computer virus.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches the Home Shopping Network for exercise.

Yo mama is so short, she moonwalks under the coffee table.

Yo mama is so dirty, her filth has its own HOA.

Yo mama is so cheap, she reuses tea bags.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs a marathon, it's called a slow-motion walk.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow jumpsuit, people think she's the sun.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy Instagram followers at the bank.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks, she takes breaks.

Yo mama is so cheap, she washes paper plates.

Yo mama is so lazy, she exercises by remote control.

Yo mama is so short, she skydives on a napkin.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a compost pile look sanitary.

Yo mama is so slow, when she sends a text message, she uses snail mail.

Yo mama is so old, when she was a child, the original baby monitor was a paper cup on a string.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a snicker bar.