Yo mama is so poor, she puts ketchup on top ramen and calls it spaghetti.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wears a winter coat in the summer to avoid moving.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spends hours staring at a carton of orange juice because it says 'concentrate'.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has a five o'clock shadow at 11am.

Yo mama is so old, when the teacher asked her for her history, she handed over a stone tablet.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she heard it was going to be chilly, she brought a spoon.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Tinkerbell look tall.

Yo mama is so slow, she thought Instagram was a new diet.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she got a haircut, the barbers ran out of razors.

Yo mama is so hairy, they filmed the sequel to 'Jumanji' in her leg hair.

Yo mama is so fat, she puts mayo on her diet pills.

Yo mama is so slow, she had to chase the garbage truck for six blocks.

Yo mama is so dirty, she brings the roaches out for a walk.

Yo mama is so dumb, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama is so poor, she buys Christmas gifts from the dollar store in January.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud as skin exfoliator.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't use a ladder to change the light bulb, she uses a straw.

Yo mama is so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so lazy, she takes naps while watching a movie.

Yo mama is so slow, she watches the news on the radio.

Yo mama is so dirty, her house is a designated Superfund site.