Yo mama is so short, she does backflips on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so lazy, she asked me to turn up the TV because she couldn't find the remote.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves a popsicle around to call it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so short, she served as a scale model for Lego buildings.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats bacon grease.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a new car, she didn't have to worry about the break-in period.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in so she can shop at the Goodwill.

Yo mama is so dirty, when the flies landed on her, they needed a shower.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the free throw line, she throws a penny.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Why the long face?'

Yo mama is so hairy, when Bigfoot sees her, he takes a picture.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless thought.

Yo mama is so skinny, she poses for trophies.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she braids her hair, it looks like a tumbleweed.

Yo mama is so old, when she refers to 'the good old days,' she's talking about last week.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a thought that wasn't even hers.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless mouse.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the drive-thru, she asks for a water cup and fills it with soda.

Yo mama is so hairy, people mistake her for Sasquatch.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a lightsaber is a nightlight.

Yo mama is so cheap, she gets her hair done at PetSmart.