Yo mama is so short, she poses for ant farms.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, she burns water.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks by, people mistake her for an oil spill.

Yo mama is so slow, when she runs, she gets passed by turtles.

Yo mama is so tall, she did a backflip and kicked a satellite.

Yo mama is so skinny, she swallowed a sunflower seed and thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the grocery store and forgot her groceries.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her for her ID, she handed me a stone tablet.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her where the bathroom is, she handed me a bucket.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears the microwave beep, she yells 'I'm coming!' from the other room.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes to the zoo, the giraffes ask for selfies.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a straw as a noodle.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so short, she does handstands on the curb.

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a picture of a cheeseburger and calls it lunch.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sends emails to her treadmill to exercise.

Yo mama is so bad at cooking, when she boils water, the water burns.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't need a remote for the TV, she watches the same channel all day.

Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap at the job fair.