Yo mama so hairy, she gets dreadlocks on her eyebrows.

Yo mama so lazy, when she hears the garbage truck, she puts on her sunglasses to watch TV.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, rainbows were called black and white.

Yo mama so lazy, she won the lottery and refused to pick up the winnings because it was too far.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed a blood test because she couldn't find the pencil.

Yo mama so old, when she was in school, math class was called counting rocks.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her where the nearest ATM was, she pointed to a dumpster.

Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama so lazy, she sends her food delivery guy to pick up her mail.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her to put her 2 cents in, she couldn't afford it.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't jog; she jiggles.

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to the doctor, they diagnosed her with a furball.

Yo mama so poor, she puts ketchup on her ketchup.

Yo mama so lazy, she's a part-time restaurant critic - she still thinks the ice cream van only comes by for dinner.

Yo mama so ugly, her reflection quit.

Yo mama so big, she uses the highway as a treadmill.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, she gets bedtime eyebrows.

Yo mama so loud, she owns a fireworks display company.

Yo mama so clumsy, she walked into a bar... and missed.

Yo mama so sweet, people put her picture next to 'sugar' in the dictionary.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to the movies and watched the credits.