Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so lazy, she's on a seafood diet... she sees food and she eats it.

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2 Chainz was a necklace.

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so poor, she waves around a fork and calls it a wifi antenna.

Yo mama's so old, she preordered the Bible.

Yo mama's so cheap, she brings a spoon to the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school dinosaurs were on the playground.

Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so lazy, she wears sandals with headlights to find her way around the house.

Yo mama's so clumsy, she fell UP the stairs.

Yo mama's so short, she poses for thumbnails.

Yo mama's so mean, she gave your reflection a dirty look.

Yo mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.

Yo mama's so short, she poses in Barbie's clothes.

Yo mama's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so ugly, she scares off blind people.

Yo mama's so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn.

Yo mama's so fat, she put on some BVDs and by the time you heard the snap, the elastic band had rotted away.