Yo mama is so clumsy, she walked into a bar and said 'ouch!'

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a skateboard, she said, 'Hey! Get off the car!'

Yo mama is so fat, she needs a hula hoop to hold up her socks!

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked me what the capital of Australia is - I said 'A'!

Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca said 'Girl, groom yourself!'

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore a yellow dress, the sun screamed 'Follow her!'

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, it screams!

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, teachers still used chalkboards!

Yo mama is so greasy, she used bacon as a sled!

Yo mama is so old, she knew Shakespeare when he was in diapers!

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a toothpick as a log raft!

Yo mama is so fat, when she claims Neapolitan ice cream, it's just one scoop!

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a wireless charger!

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo mama is so bald, that people use her head as a mirror!

Yo mama is so fat, she walked into the Gap and filled it!

Yo mama is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the store, they put the security camera on her!

Yo mama is so greasy, even the oil companies envy her!

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her if she wanted to play Monopoly, she pulled out a real estate listing!

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, sheep count her!