A format of insult jokes that target someone’s mother.
Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the woods, people throw sticks for her to fetch!
Yo mama is so dirty, she makes a trash can look clean!
Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't jog, she dreams about jogging!
Yo mama is so dumb, she asked for a timeline at a concert!
Yo mama is so short, she swims in a shot glass!
Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, math was just about counting on your fingers!
Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a garden gnome!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew thinking it was a mountain!
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a brainstorm is bad weather!
Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the sloths make her an honorary member!
Yo mama is so short, she uses a keychain as a yoga mat!
Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks past the garbage can, it takes itself out!
Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes swimming, the pool gets a rash!
Yo mama is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs!
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a double bed is for two naps!
Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on the scales it says 'One at a time, please!'
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!
Yo mama is so lazy, she watches TV on mute so she doesn't have to hear the sound!
Yo mama is so dirty, she uses mud as makeup!
Yo mama is so wrinkly, when she smiles, she looks like a folded accordion!
Yo mama is so wide, she can't fit through a door, she has to walk sideways!