Yo mama is so dumb, she got locked in a furniture shop and slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so poor, I walked into her house and tripped over a card board box.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's a part-time working alarm clock.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a wireless connection.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her about her savings, she opened a Monopoly box.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she made the Michelin Man look coordinated.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies at bowling alleys.

Yo mama is so old, she babysat for Grandpa.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the of success bell, it's on snooze.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tries to cook, the smoke alarm cheers her on.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Shakespeare when he was in high school.

Yo mama is so ugly, she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.

Yo mama is so lazy, she went to a seafood restaurant and saw the catch of the day sign, she said 'I'll take that' and went back to sleep.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took you to school for show and tell, she got detention for bringing a pet.

Yo mama is so poor, when I said it's chilly outside, she shrugged and used her fork to reach for her coat.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't cut the grass, she watches it grow.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a cordless foot.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a raincoat, people yell 'Taxi!'

Yo mama is so short, when she takes pictures, she needs a step ladder.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she applied for a job, they asked for an application picture.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to a dog show, they wanted to enter her.