Yo mama is so clumsy, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama is so poor, she sleeps in a shopping cart.

Yo mama is so hairy, people use her back as a chalkboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, instead of wrapping presents, they just wrap pictures of her.

Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama is so poor, she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama is so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless hotspot.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with Barbie dolls.

Yo mama is so lazy, she calls a 3-hour movie 'exercise'.

Yo mama is so dirty, she uses a mop as a shower loofah.

Yo mama is so short, she models for travel size clothing.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a marathon is a Netflix binge.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Yoda when he was just a baby.

Yo mama is so hairy, she braids the hair on her head to floss her teeth.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she accidentally entered a marathon and won first place.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize her CD collection.

Yo mama is so short, she does backflips on a Barbie playhouse.

Yo mama is so tall, when she fell down, she hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mama is so short, when she went to Disneyland, she couldn't ride any of the rides.

Yo mama is so lazy, she only works nine to five – on a leap year.