Yo mama is so cheap, she brings a spoon to the free sample stand.

Yo mama is so technologically challenged, she tried to zoom in on a printed photo.

Yo mama is so forgetful, she went to the store for memory foam and forgot what she was there for.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she got a new job, her boss called to ask why she wasn't there and she said, 'I'm still in the interview.'

Yo mama is so small, she goes hang gliding on a Dorito.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a military position.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the doctor, they prescribed her dust pills.

Yo mama is so poor, when I asked her for coffee, she handed me an empty cup and said 'just imagine.'

Yo mama is so ugly, when she sits in a Jacuzzi, the water jumps out.

Yo mama is so greasy, she's the secret ingredient in fast food.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, dust poofs out.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the Olympics, she took a nap.

Yo mama is so short, she limbos under the carpet.

Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under a snake.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a postal worker.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a Lego.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she went to the zoo, she got mistaken for a monkey.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats butter.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, the teacher erased the Whiteboard with a stick.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even stand up for herself.

Yo mama is so short, she models for hand puppets.