Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, she has to take her own cow.

Yo mama is so dirty, even the dirt called her filthy.

Yo mama is so dumb, she studied for a urine test.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she thought a slip 'n slide was a dance move.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the zoo, she has to bring a sack lunch for the animals.

Yo mama is so short, you can see her feet on her passport photo.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama is so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on the bathwater to avoid scaring it.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the doorbell, she sticks her hand out the window.

Yo mama is so short, she can skydive off a curb.

Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the Dow Jones drops.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a wireless mouse.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, she gets clothes from the tent store.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't lay down the law, she just naps on it.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Tarzan can't find his way out.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over ants.

Yo mama is so dumb, she went to the zoo and tried to return the animals.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to the zoo, the lion closed its cage.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joined a beauty contest, they had to call in reinforcements.