Yo mama is so hairy, she went to the barber and got a group discount.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she were a spice, she would be flour.

Yo mama is so lazy, she got a third arm so she wouldn't have to lift a finger.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she went to a dance, they played the Hokey Pokey and she turned herself around.

Yo mama is so old, Moses was her high school prom date.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection said no thanks.

Yo mama is so poor, she couldn't even pay attention.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to turn on the TV, she watched the evolution of man instead.

Yo mama is so bald, her ponytail looks like a chocolate milkshake.

Yo mama is so lazy, she looks for the remote when it's in her hand.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on a belt.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a Taco Bell receipt yelling 'dinner's on me'.

Yo mama is so short, she has to look up to look down.

Yo mama is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she swims, Loch Ness monster pops out to take a photo.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she plays football, the team has to fight through the Amazon to tackle her.

Yo mama is so slow, she turned off her computer because it was buffering.

Yo mama is so cheap, she waves around a coupon and calls it a vacation.

Yo mama is so old, she sat next to Mosquito in high school.