Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a disconnected phone line.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks past the TV, the channels change themselves.

Yo mama is so small, she uses a Dorito as a pillow.

Yo mama is so greasy, she sweats oil.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the money counters.

Yo mama is so short, she went to see the movie 'Up' and couldn't see it.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a doubleheader is a two-for-one sale on hats.

Yo mama is so short, she can hang-glide under a coffee table.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, the robbers hand her their money.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to buy a vowel at the grocery store.

Yo mama is so cross-eyed, when she cries, the tears flow in all directions.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tried to climb Mountain Dew and fell into the valley of Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama is so poor, her front door is the back door.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she slipped on a banana peel and landed in the hospital.

Yo mama is so hairy, she razors always cower in fear.

Yo mama is so poor, she went to the bank to apply for a loan and they gave her a lollipop.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she found a wet floor sign and tripped over it.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to use selfie sticks to take a picture.

Yo mama is so poor, when I rang the doorbell, she stuck her head out the window and yelled 'Ding Dong'.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca told her to shave.

Yo mama is so dumb, she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind.