Yo mama is so tall, she tripped over a rainbow and landed on Mars.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a paintball gun.

Yo mama is so fat, she gets group discounts at the bakery.

Yo mama is so short, she poses for travel-sized shampoo bottles.

Yo mama is so poor, she took a job at the penny factory and got fired for taking too many breaks.

Yo mama is so greedy, she won't give you the time of day unless you pay her hourly rate.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to outrun a turtle, the turtle won.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she went to the beach, the tide came in and out around her.

Yo mama is so ugly, even Bob the Builder said 'I can't fix that.'

Yo mama is so stinky, she scared the skunk away.

Yo mama is so mean, she has a picture of herself next to the word 'bitch' in the dictionary.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Thanos 2 snaps to erase her.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Central Park when it was just a shrub.

Yo mama is so lazy, she sends her emails to McDonald's.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the Superbowl.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the car wash, they pay HER.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, there was no class - they just shared a cave.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she's walking - her Fitbit thinks she's in a coma.

Yo mama is so old, she had a dinosaur for a pet.

Yo mama is so slow, she took a 30-minute nap when the clock struck noon.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits on her phone, she accidentally calls Domino's.