Yo mama is so clumsy, when she goes hiking, she gets lost on the hiking trail.

Yo mama is so ugly, the plastic surgeons sent her a 'Get Well Soon' card.

Yo mama is so poor, her front yard looks like a yard sale.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she trips over a wireless connection.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she goes to the movie theater, she brings her own popcorn.

Yo mama is so old, when she checked her email, the reply was a carrier pigeon.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she put her shoes on the wrong feet, she wore them anyway.

Yo mama is so fat, I swerved to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to take the elevator to the top floor, it had to stop for a cigarette break.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her what era she was born in, she said 'The Stone Age.'

Yo mama is so hairy, when your father took her to a zoo, the zookeeper thanked him for returning their gorilla.

Yo mama is so slow, she taught a caveman how to ride a bike.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, they put her in the gorilla habitat.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a scale to the potluck.

Yo mama is so greedy, she puts her face in a bowl of soup and has her tongue pulled out twice.

Yo mama is so slow, snails tell her to hurry up.

Yo mama is so short, she needs to use a stool to trip over a marlin.

Yo mama is so poor, she uses a slingshot to get ketchup packets from McDonald's.

Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the Coke Factory.

Yo mama is so slow, she failed her driver's test on a stationary bike.

Yo mama is so dumb, she ran for the goalpost when they said it was a quarterback sneak.