Yo mama is so adventurous, when life gives her lemons, she juggles them.

Yo mama so loud, her whisper is the neighborhood block party.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss as a jump rope.

Yo mama is so tall, she plays hopscotch on the Empire State Building.

Yo mama is so dirty, her shadow left her for a shower.

Yo mama so stubborn, she argues with Siri.

Yo mama is so rich, she plays Monopoly with real money.

Yo mama is so geeky, she refers to her kitchen as the food server.

Yo mama is so strong, she can lift a spirit.

Yo mama is so talented, she can untangle headphones in record time.

Yo mama is so thoughtful, she RSVP'd to a spam email.

Yo mama is so generous, she gives the devil a run for his money.

Yo mama is so independent, she doesn't follow anyone on social media.

Yo mama is so organized, she alphabetizes her grocery list.

Yo mama is so graceful, she makes swans look like amateurs.

Yo mama is so confident, she doesn’t need to put on makeup to FaceTime.

Yo mama is so tall, when she went to the zoo, the giraffes asked her for directions.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't even have to bend down to tie her shoes.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even bother to count sheep to fall asleep.

Yo mama is so slow, she J-walks.

Yo mama is so loud, when she burps, deaf people can hear her.