Yo mama is so loud, she makes the police knock on her door to tell her to keep it down.

Yo mama so talented, she can make a rock blush.

Yo mama so big, when she wears an 'X' shirt, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo mama so dumb, she put paper on the television and called it 'paper view'.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama's house is so small, the front door is also the back door.

Yo mama's so smart, she makes Einstein look like a pre-schooler.

Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a tax return specialist.

Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap just thinking about taking a nap.

Yo mama is so short, she pole vaults over a Cheerio.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes for a swim, the pool gets up and walks away.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare was just a little boy.

Yo mama is so short, she models for Oompa Loompas.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the grocery store, she gets mistaken for a mop.

Yo mama is so tall, when she goes to the beach, she makes the lighthouse look small.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on an iPhone, she made the iPad!

Yo mama is so short, she makes Barbie look life-sized.

Yo mama is so short, she drives a Smart Car to feel like a giant.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she washes her face, dirt comes out from behind her ears.