Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the airport, security stops her and says, 'Fly this way, ma'am'.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went to an ugly sweater party, they said, 'Sorry, costumes only'.

Yo mama is so greedy, she plays Monopoly alone and still robs the bank.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to get a Snicker, the Milky Way ran away.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the zoo, the chimps think she's family.

Yo mama is so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.

Yo mama is so greedy, she goes to a seafood restaurant and asks for 'buffalo wings'.

Yo mama is so slow, she's the reason they had to invent the microwave.

Yo mama is so greedy, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's on a TV show called 'My 6000-Pound Life'.

Yo mama is so greedy, she breaks the wishbone with herself.

Yo mama is so greedy, she won't even give her two cents.

Yo mama is so short, she can do pull-ups under the door.

Yo mama is so greedy, she stole from a piggy bank.

Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a survey.

Yo mama is so short, when she plays mini-golf, she uses a toothpick for a putter.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says 'To be continued'.

Yo mama is so greedy, she takes a shopping cart to the dollar store.

Yo mama is so poor, she takes the trash in for supper.

Yo mama is so greedy, she buys a slice of cake and expects change.

Yo mama is so short, she stuck her head out of a car sunroof and decapitated a pigeon.