Yo mama is so tall, when she walks into a room, she's the human eclipse.

Yo mama is so lazy, she wears slippers to bed so she can slide into her dreams.

Yo mama is so short, she makes cookies in a Play-Doh oven.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she takes her kids to McDonald's, she takes the Happy Meal toy back for a refund.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes outside, the dirt says 'Please wipe your feet'.

Yo mama is so tall, when she sees a rainbow, she thanks it for blocking the sun.

Yo mama is so poor, when she heard about the rainy day fund, she started drinking.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the zoo, they thank her for returning the animals.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she takes a bath, it looks like Earl Grey.

Yo mama is so lazy, she weighs herself in bed.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to the beach, she causes a solar eclipse.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to the ATM, it asks her to deposit.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they run the security cameras in reverse.

Yo mama is so cheap, she brought a spoon to the soup kitchen.

Yo mama is so tall, when she does a cartwheel, she kicks the moon.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a light year is a two-bedroom apartment in the dark.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she braids her back hair, it looks like a ponytail.

Yo mama is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to bed, first she checks the weather forecast for tomorrow.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she takes her socks off, it looks like she's still wearing them.

Yo mama is so ugly, the Sun refuses to shine on her.