Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like Chewbacca in a bikini.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she tripped over a wireless telegraph.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a ham sandwich and calls it a Hawaiian luau.

Yo mama is so chubby, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell 'taxi!'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she drops something, she expects the gravity to pick it up for her.

Yo mama is so dumb, she stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Yo mama is so sweet, she makes honey jealous.

Yo mama is so elegant, she sips tea with a pinkie toe up.

Yo mama is so talented, she can make cereal without the instructions.

Yo mama is so smart, she alphabetizes her M&Ms.

Yo mama is so resourceful, she turns expired milk into cheese.

Yo mama is so positive, she high-fives optometrists.

Yo mama is so persuasive, she can sell water to a fish.

Yo mama is so fashionable, she takes selfies in her sleep.

Yo mama is so motivated, she does push-ups during Netflix binges.

Yo mama is so energetic, she does jumping jacks in elevators.

Yo mama is so flexible, she can tie a cherry stem into a pretzel knot with her feet.

Yo mama is so calm, she can balance a hurricane on her nose.

Yo mama is so cheerful, she gives the sun a run for its money.

Yo mama is so charming, when she laughs, flowers bloom.

Yo mama is so witty, knock-knock jokes ask for her advice.