Yo mama so clumsy, when she plays Fortnite, she builds stairs to nowhere.

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to the drive-in, she brings a cardboard cutout of a car.

Yo mama so hairy, she trims her beard with a lawnmower.

Yo mama so mean, she has to buy name tags in case people forget who she is.

Yo mama so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama so crazy, when she went to the airport, she tried to send herself through the X-ray machine.

Yo mama so loud, her voice is the reason bats use echolocation.

Yo mama so weird, she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so forgetful, she went to see a horror movie and wrote a review on a comedy website.

Yo mama so sneaky, when she plays hide and seek, they can't find her in the next town.

Yo mama so lazy, she stuck a glass of water next to her bed to keep from having to get up to go to the kitchen.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has braided armpit hair.

Yo mama is so poor, her welcome mat says 'bye'.

Yo mama is so tall, when she jumped, she got stuck in orbit.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't sweat, she schvitzes.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she saw a sign that said 'wet floor', she lay down and took a nap.

Yo mama is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama is so poor, her front porch collapses and kills a stray cat.

Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to order fast food, they made her pull over.