Yo mama is so mean, she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so old, when she was in school, Shakespeare sat next to her.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a yard sale, she buys it.

Yo mama is so lazy, if she were a food, she'd be instant mashed potatoes.

Yo mama is so cheap, when I asked for her WiFi password, she said 'We have a neighbor.'

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't chase guys, she chases ice cream trucks.

Yo mama is so short, she had to use a ladder to reach her high school diploma.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even use her turn signal when changing lanes on the couch.

Yo mama is so short, she doesn't have to duck under low ceilings.

Yo mama is so dumb, she brought a spoon to the movie theater to watch 'The Avengers'.

Yo mama is so short, she models for travel-sized brochures.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't wait for the bus, she sits on the curb and waits for the bus stop to come to her.

Yo mama is so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to cook, the fire department showed up.

Yo mama is so lazy, she has a stairway to nowhere.

Yo mama is so dirty, she raised a pig in her living room.

Yo mama is so loud, they heard her silence in China.

Yo mama is so poor, she waves around a 100 dollar bill, and calls it her fantasy.

Yo mama is so dumb, she asked for a vitamin water IV.

Yo mama is so ugly, her reflection runs the other way in the mirror.

Yo mama is so mean, she made an angry orchard cry.