Yo mama is so short, she can do limbo under the dog.

Yo mama is so nasty, she has to creep up on her bathwater.

Yo mama's so tough, even Chuck Norris calls her 'ma'am.'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks, she leaves a snail trail.

Yo mama is so flat, even the wall is jealous of her.

Yo mama's so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama's so dumb, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows.

Yo mama's so stinky, she made an onion cry.

Yo mama's so lazy, she's a part-time DJ. She only plays tired.

Yo mama's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner, she took off her belt.

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, 'Let there be light', she moved out of the way.

Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama's so greasy, when she walks on the sidewalk, she leaves slick spots.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama's so lazy, she has a car with two accelerator pedals - one for going and one for stopping.

Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama so lazy, she went to a bakery to get a loaf of bread.

Yo mama so dirty, when she brings home a Christmas tree, it comes with ornaments.

Yo mama so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.