A format of insult jokes that target someone’s mother.
Yo mama is so hairy, she has to part her armpit hair!
Yo mama is so ugly, even Slender Man refuses to stalk her!
Yo mama is so lazy, she took a nap while watching a movie called 'Sleepless in Seattle'!
Yo mama is so ignorant, she thought the equator was a men's belt!
Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies with Gummy Bears!
Yo mama is so hairy, she got lost in a forest and Bigfoot offered her a ride home!
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a work out equipment!
Yo mama is so lazy, when she rings the doorbell, she waits for you to answer it for her!
Yo mama is so tall, when she does a push-up, she's doing a handstand!
Yo mama is so poor, when I stepped on her flip-flop, she said she lost her front door!
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses a toothpick as a pool cue!
Yo mama is so old, she knew Indiana Jones when he was just a kid!
Yo mama is so ugly, even the mirror said 'I quit!'
Yo mama is so stinky, she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so greedy, she took a spoon to the money bank!
Yo mama is so unfashionable, she thinks an iPad is a maxi pad!
Yo mama is so crazy, she puts her iPhone in the blender to make applesauce!
Yo mama is so forgetful, she puts the card in the carton and the milk in her wallet!
Yo mama is so corny, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't do the dab, she does the nap.
Yo mama is so short, she waterskis in a bathtub.