Yo mama so short, she took a bath in a thimble.

Yo mama so lazy, she doesn't exercise, she rusts.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't have a baby bump, she has a food bump.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to iron her pants, the iron got a crease.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks up 'beautiful' in the dictionary, the page skips her.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama is so lazy, she doesn't even swat flies, she calls the SWAT team.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she bungee jumps, she brings the bridge down with her.

Yo mama is so short, she makes Snow White look like an NBA player.

Yo mama is so slow, when she tried to enter a marathon, it was over by the time she got to the starting line.

Yo mama is so old, when she farts, the dust cloud sets off the smoke detector.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she skips a day of shaving, people think she's Sasquatch.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she tried to make a snow angel, she hit rock bottom.

Yo mama is so old, when I asked her what was wrong, she said, 'I'm having a senior moment.'

Yo mama is so lazy, when she walks, she drags her feet...literally.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to a restaurant, the waiter gave her the menu and she said, 'Yes, please.'

Yo mama is so dirty, when she goes to wash her face, the water jumps out of the sink.

Yo mama is so tall, she tripped in Michigan and got a speeding ticket in Texas.

Yo mama is so short, she donates clothes to ants.

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she plays basketball, she scores for the other team.

Yo mama is so dirty, when she walks into a room, the roaches play dead.