Yo mama's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo mama so poor, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

Yo mama so hairy, she uses tumbleweeds as hairbrushes.

Yo mama so ugly, her own shadow takes a vacation.

Yo mama so old, she knew Gandalf when he was just a teenager.

Yo mama so hairy, she uses tumbleweeds as tampons.

Yo mama so lazy, when she goes to the doctor, she brings her own thermometer to save money.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

Yo mama so short, she makes Oompa Loompas look tall.

Yo mama so ugly, when she wears a mask, she scares the coronavirus away.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought the COVID vaccine was a type of beer.

Yo mama so poor, she takes the trash in for a living.

Yo mama so ugly, the plastic surgeon offered her a group discount.

Yo mama so clumsy, she tripped over a toothpick.

Yo mama so lazy, she bought a house next to a stairmaster.

Yo mama so poor, when I asked her for a bite of her sandwich, she said 'Which half?'

Yo mama so ugly, the scariest part of a horror movie is when she roots for the bad guy.

Yo mama so lazy, she stole a free sample.

Yo mama so lazy, she went to a bakery and told the baker to put it on her tab.

Yo mama so clumsy, she trips over a wireless fence.

Yo mama so lazy, she went to a restaurant that serves 'all you can eat' for one penny.