Yo mama so flat, she's jealous of a pancake.

Yo mama so awkward, she goes to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama so greasy, the U.S. imports oil from her forehead.

Yo mama so hairy, when she swims in the ocean, people yell 'Sea monster!'.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing 'We are family.'

Yo mama so short, she poses for travel-size toiletries.

Yo mama so ugly, the mirror said 'I quit!'

Yo mama's so poor, she took the trash in for WIC.

Yo mama so ugly, her portrait is considered modern art.

Yo mama is so cheap, when she told me to turn off the lights, I asked 'Which ones?'

Yo mama is so short, she poses for selfies standing up.

Yo mama is so lazy, when she goes to a drive-in movie, she takes a taxi.

Yo mama is so nasty, she made Speedy Gonzales slow down.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, recess was called 'ancient history'.

Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weed whacker.

Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.

Yo mama's so tall, she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.

Yo mama's so dumb, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said 'Hold the cheese.'

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to the zoo, people thought she was an exhibit.