Yo mama is so lazy, when she hears it's raining cats and dogs, she grabs a fork.

Yo mama is so hairy, people mistake her for Bigfoot in drag.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as soap.

Yo mama is so old, when she went to the museum, the exhibits asked her for stories.

Yo mama is so fat, even the Flash couldn't outrun her.

Yo mama is so short, she makes a Smurf look tall.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she got fired from a trampoline factory for being a hazard.

Yo mama is so mean, she makes Scrooge look generous.

Yo mama is so lazy, she watches the food channel for exercise.

Yo mama is so short, she skis on a ruler.

Yo mama is so mean, even Grumpy Cat avoids her.

Yo mama is so greasy, she uses motor oil as moisturizer.

Yo mama is so old, the candles on her birthday cake cost more than her house.

Yo mama is so hairy, she has to part her hair to find her face.

Yo mama is so lazy, she's on her way to a job interview and her zip code is 90210.

Yo mama is so dumb, she failed a survey because she couldn't fill in the blank.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she took a shower, Bigfoot screamed and ran away.

Yo mama is so poor, she drives a convertible that doubles as a shopping cart.

Yo mama is so mean, she uses your toothbrush to clean the toilet.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she joins an ugly contest, they say 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama is so cheap, she takes the trash in the movie theater to save for snacks.