Yo mama is so dirty, she makes trash bags look glamorous.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes to a salon, they think they're filming a Sasquatch documentary.

Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in the bathtub, the water covers her like a blanket.

Yo mama is so short, she uses a hockey puck as a pillow.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gets a haircut, she has to pay extra for deforestation.

Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-minute drill is a cooking instruction.

Yo mama is so hairy, they thought she was a werewolf in a gorilla suit.

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to alphabetize jars of jam.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she farts, it sounds like a Bigfoot sighting.

Yo mama is so poor, when she goes to McDonald's, her kids have to share a Happy Meal.

Yo mama is so mean, she makes the Grinch look like a saint.

Yo mama is so greasy, when she walks in the kitchen, the mice slide out.

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes soap dirty.

Yo mama is so short, she plays handball on the sidewalk.

Yo mama is so clumsy, she went to an escape room and failed.

Yo mama is so dirty, she brings a spoon to the shower to eat the soap.

Yo mama is so short, she needs a stepladder to reach a conclusion.

Yo mama is so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama is so hairy, when she goes skydiving, Bigfoot yells 'Mom!'

Yo mama is so poor, she went to a garage sale and asked for the garage.

Yo mama is so mean, even Honey Boo Boo's mom is scared of her.